Noah and Harry have gone from friends to boyfriends, but is Noah ready for the difference? It doesn’t help that a group of French exchange students have descended on Little Fobbing - including sexy Pierre Victoire, who appears to have his eye on Harry. Meanwhile, Noah’s paired up with a girl, who, outrageously, is not even French!

But that’s not all: Noah’s being followed! By mysterious strangers in a black car! Is it because:

1. Noah’s dad and secret half-brother have stolen Gran’s fake diamonds?

2. His PE teacher is getting suspicious cash infusions from Russia?

3. A drag queen is hiding out at Noah’s house after a bare-knuckled drag feud?

4. Noah’s made questionable life choices involving protein powder?

5. Or ALL of the above?!