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SIMON JAMES GREEN AUTHOR

Noah CAN'T even a hilarious new coming-of-age novel

Poor Noah Grimes! His father disappeared years ago, his mother's Beyoncé tribute act is an unacceptable embarrassment, and his beloved gran is no longer herself. He only has one friend, Harry, and school is...Well, it's pure HELL. Why can't Noah be normal, like everyone else at school? Maybe if he struck up a romantic relationship with someone - maybe Sophie, who is perfect and lovely - he'd be seen in a different light? But Noah's plans are derailed when Harry kisses him at a party. And that's when things go from bad to utter chaos.

5 things you (probably) didn’t know about Noah Can’t Even…
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Noah CAN'T even a hilarious new coming-of-age novel 5 things you (probably) didn’t know about Noah Can’t Even…

Poor Noah Grimes! His father disappeared years ago, his mother's Beyoncé tribute act is an unacceptable embarrassment, and his beloved gran is no longer herself. He only has one friend, Harry, and school is...Well, it's pure HELL. Why can't Noah be normal, like everyone else at school? Maybe if he struck up a romantic relationship with someone - maybe Sophie, who is perfect and lovely - he'd be seen in a different light? But Noah's plans are derailed when Harry kisses him at a party. And that's when things go from bad to utter chaos.

read the blurb
check out Noah's blog
read the blurb
check out Noah's blog
Noah CAN'T even a hilarious new coming-of-age novel

Poor Noah Grimes! His father disappeared years ago, his mother's Beyoncé tribute act is an unacceptable embarrassment, and his beloved gran is no longer herself. He only has one friend, Harry, and school is...Well, it's pure HELL. Why can't Noah be normal, like everyone else at school? Maybe if he struck up a romantic relationship with someone - maybe Sophie, who is perfect and lovely - he'd be seen in a different light? But Noah's plans are derailed when Harry kisses him at a party. And that's when things go from bad to utter chaos.

5 things you (probably) didn’t know about Noah Can’t Even…
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read the blurb
Noah CAN'T even a hilarious new coming-of-age novel

Poor Noah Grimes! His father disappeared years ago, his mother's Beyoncé tribute act is an unacceptable embarrassment, and his beloved gran is no longer herself. He only has one friend, Harry, and school is...Well, it's pure HELL. Why can't Noah be normal, like everyone else at school? Maybe if he struck up a romantic relationship with someone - maybe Sophie, who is perfect and lovely - he'd be seen in a different light? But Noah's plans are derailed when Harry kisses him at a party. And that's when things go from bad to utter chaos.

5 things you (probably) didn’t know about Noah Can’t Even…
check out Noah's blog

Poor Noah Grimes! His father disappeared years ago, his mother's Beyoncé tribute act is an unacceptable embarrassment, and his beloved gran is no longer herself. He only has one friend, Harry, and school is...Well, it's pure HELL. Why can't Noah be normal, like everyone else at school? Maybe if he struck up a romantic relationship with someone - maybe Sophie, who is perfect and lovely - he'd be seen in a different light? But Noah's plans are derailed when Harry kisses him at a party. And that's when things go from bad to utter chaos.

5 things you (probably) didn’t know about Noah Can’t Even…
Noah CAN'T even a hilarious new coming-of-age novel
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check out Noah's blog

Poor Noah Grimes! His father disappeared years ago, his mother's Beyoncé tribute act is an unacceptable embarrassment, and his beloved gran is no longer herself. He only has one friend, Harry, and school is...Well, it's pure HELL. Why can't Noah be normal, like everyone else at school? Maybe if he struck up a romantic relationship with someone - maybe Sophie, who is perfect and lovely - he'd be seen in a different light? But Noah's plans are derailed when Harry kisses him at a party. And that's when things go from bad to utter chaos.

5 things you (probably) didn’t know about Noah Can’t Even…
Noah CAN'T even a hilarious new coming-of-age novel
check out Noah's blog